Silly Human Mating Rituals

Scooby Doo wakes up from his food coma to find the attic bedroom only has one occupant, himself. Following his nose, he tracks down Shaggy around the ridiculously huge house and notices another scent. The scent of old textbooks and lens cleaner, it was Velma.

It's spring. It's a time for love for everyone. Love for dogs, cats, birds and even humans, especially, Scooby's best friend and his girlfriend, who got back together a couple months back.

His nose leads out of the bedroom, into the living room, into the kitchen where he notices the missing pieces of bread, lettuce, mint, mango chutney, cucumbers, mushrooms, chickpea puree, spinach, tomatoes and peppers. Out of the kitchen, Scooby sniffs his way out of the house, into the backyard and into a labyrinth of a garden where he raise one of his ears and hear Velma giggling. They were close.

Scooby runs at the up-most speed to the source of the giggles and when he found the open area where Shaggy and Velma were pawing at each other on the bench, he stops from his track but it was too late, he slides across the ground and crash into the bags of fertilizer that for some reason, Mr. and Mrs. Rogers decides it a good idea to place. He didn't know whether to thank for breaking his fall or curse that he's now upside down and landed on fertilizer.

The Great Dane notice that Velma was getting up as she was pulling down her sweater, wiping off her glasses and straighten her skirt and hair. Shaggy, still sitting down, pull down his shirt as well, however, he seems to pat himself as if his missing his wallet or making sure he still has his kidneys.

Scooby got up from the piles of fertilizer and run over to give Shaggy a proper greeting of licks on the cheek. Shaggy laughs as Velma holds her nose.

"Phew!" Velma said, "Scooby, you need a bath."

"Rath?" Scooby said begrudgingly.

"Yes, bath."

Scooby crosses his arms, stick his snout in the air and shakes his head. "Nuh-uh!"

Velma smiles and she tries to sweet-talk with him, "Please?"

"Would you do it for a Scooby snack?"

Scooby didn't budge.

"Two Scooby snacks?"

Scooby is not having it.

Shaggy chimes in, "What about three Scooby snacks and a visit from the Clam Cabin?"

"Rnow, rou're ralking!" Scooby said as he followed Velma to the house.

Shaggy is about to get up but sits back down on the bench. Scooby looks worried as his best friend looks like he was about to keel over.

"Um, like, you know what?" Shaggy said, his voice hint of embarrassment, "You guys go ahead, I'm, like, going… uh, sit here for a minute."

"Raggy?"

"Oh, my." Velma blushes but hides her smile behind her hand.

Scooby was confused by her reaction until he took another sniff between the couple. He had his moment of clarity and understands. To Scooby, one whiff on the air and he and his nose knows what's going on with Shaggy and Velma. Scooby sees this with many animals.

They have the urge to mate.

He walks with Velma to the house and snickers when he overheard Shaggy still sitting on the bench muttering to himself, "Grandma in the shower, Grandma in the shower, Grandma in the shower."